Mummification theory

“I have an idea about what those mummies really are!”
“Educate me.”
“We know that those ancient Egyptians were very advanced. They were able to build “Pyramids” without the use of modern machinery and equipment. I think that the mummification process was also an evidence of their superior technological skills.”
“Go on!”
“I think that the mummies are in fact cases of extreme makeovers that went wrong.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Dad! Haven’t you seen the TV programs where they do extensive cosmetic surgeries, like “Swan” where they would take an ugly duckling and transform her into a hottie. Didn't you notice that they wrap them up in bandages from head to toe, exactly like mummies.”