Swimming technique
"Dad! Let's go swimming."
"I'll take you but I don't think I'll swim."
"Why? It's fun."
"Somehow I was never able to develop a good relationship with the life guards on duty.”
“Why is that?”
“They have always looked me up with suspicion. I think that my presence raises their anxiety level and one of them in particular, is so anal retentive that he chases me around. Kind of ruins all the fun."
"Did you talk to him about that?"
"I tried. The last time I was there in the pool, I told him plainly, "Leave me alone. I am just trying to swim here."
"What did he say?"
"He said, "No sir, I think you are drowning."
"I'll take you but I don't think I'll swim."
"Why? It's fun."
"Somehow I was never able to develop a good relationship with the life guards on duty.”
“Why is that?”
“They have always looked me up with suspicion. I think that my presence raises their anxiety level and one of them in particular, is so anal retentive that he chases me around. Kind of ruins all the fun."
"Did you talk to him about that?"
"I tried. The last time I was there in the pool, I told him plainly, "Leave me alone. I am just trying to swim here."
"What did he say?"
"He said, "No sir, I think you are drowning."
4 Comments:
aw !!!!
This is so wonderfully written. Your reply was totally adoreable and guard's reply very logical :D
so wonderfull jock, please keep it up,
Nauman: seems like you took a breather over the weekend. And your latest blog tells me you are well rested.
Absolutely refreshing & entertaining!! I could imagine the entire happening in the pool. And the visual just killed me.
God bless you for making me laugh so hard! Just keep them coming!
Boston.
Anonymous:
You are raising the bar for me.
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