Ghosts

"Classical music is for the haunted."
"What? Say it again."
"You did not know that?"
"No, in fact, I never heard such a strong statement against classical music in my entire life."
"My friend sees ghosts when she listens to classical music."
"This is a fresh one. What kind of ghosts does she see?"
"The usual type! You know the Scooby-doo type."
"People make stories all the time. Have you ever seen one yourself?"
"No, but I hear voices all the time."
"Hmmm! What kind of voices?"
"I want this. I want that. Give me that or else."
"Nahhh! You must have heard your mom."