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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Speech impediment

"My braces are killing me. They are too tight."
"You will get used to it. Remember, you asked for it."
"No, I did not! And now I cannot talk."
"Thank God, finally something worked."

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Nauman:

The last thing you want is the kid not talking. Have mercy on us.....what will become of the blog??

Poor kid!! Sounds painful. It will pay off....with a beautiful smile though.

Boston.; 1:59 AM
S A J Shirazi said...: You need braces to stop someone talking. Nooooooo!

Try other options.

Nice punch line.; 7:56 AM
Ayesha said...: :-D
You replies are so un-like typical dads, which is very cute.

I'll wait for the day when ur kid will have her blog ;); 10:12 AM
Ozair said...: i agree with anonymous boston person!! acha now i have em braces tOO!! UCK!!! its murder of my mouth!! and to think i just got new wires!!! those metal ones are so horrible looking so i got the ceramic ones u cant see them unless ur trying to look into me mouth :O ! :)!!; 12:08 PM
Nauman said...: Anonymous/Shirazi:

Thanks for your concerns. After the inital 48 hours the "kid" is back in full form and I am back to using ear plugs.

Ayesha:

The "kid" has her own blog even now (unpublished)and knows more html coding than me.

Ozair:

Now we know why your hand is covering your mouth.; 2:26 PM