<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d11266300\x26blogName\x3dInconsequential\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dSILVER\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://inconsequentialopinion.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://inconsequentialopinion.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-3868243955313748255', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Monday, March 21, 2005

Shiny spot





"Dad! What’s that shiny spot? Are you loosing hair?"
"Where? Let me take a look."
"Right here, in the back of your head."
"Whoa! I guess the time has come. It’s finally decided. I am going bald."
"I wish you to have gray hair rather than loose hair."
"You don’t want your dad to go bald?"
"No."
"Why! I always wanted a shiny spot at the top of my head."
"Really?"
"You know, it helps in direct communication. Your brain is more exposed to the outside world with one less barrier of hair."
"Are you serious?"
"See, you have a thick body of hair on your head and nothing gets across that easily."
"How rude! So, now you want me to shave my head?"
"Houston. Houston. Your voice is breaking up. We have a communication problem here."

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

top of the page ↑