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Monday, May 09, 2005

Blunt advice


“Hey! Don’t stand like that.”
“Why? What seems to be the problem?”
“You need to do jogging or something. You look very fat, I am sorry to say that, Dad.”
“I think this shirt is tight on me making me look that way.”
“Nope. You actually look pregnant standing like that with your back arched.”
“Really?”
“Really. Really. Now don’t look so proud. Do something about it.”

posted by Nauman   at 9:19 AM

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