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Monday, July 04, 2005

Family feet


"You have been quiet for some time. What's going on?"
"Oh! Nothing really. I got hold of some old nail polish and I am painting my toes. All the girls my age are doing it."
"Why would you use a pink nail polish on one foot and white on other?"
"I am just experimenting."
"There is nail polish on your knees. Is that part of the experiment as well?"
"Ahn! I guess I was a little sloppy. I want you to tell me which one looks better?"
"Hmm! The right foot, I believe is a human foot. The left one looks more like an alien foot.”
"Tell me the truth."
"I don't think that these nail polishes are working on either foot."
"No, No, No, tell me the truth."
"Both feet look perfect, size 10."
"Stop making fun of my feet. They are not that big. Don't you forget that I have your feet."

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zabardast ;)

12:58 PM  
Blogger Ayesha said...

nice one :)
u know, Ur kid and I can swap shoes. Long live big foots !!!

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nauman:

Another piece of cute work from you.

You never answered her question though....which foot looked good!

Boston.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Nauman said...

Shuaib:

Thanks. Sometimes even one word is enough.

Ayesha:

I am glad to note that the progeny of the "big foot" is alive elsewhere.

Anonymous:

Both feet looked good. May be I am biased as I have the same ones.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Ozair said...

imagine that!! my lil sister always askes me how her nail polish looks or how her new dress looks... and shes 9 and i smile to myself... and am like jeeze... a woman already... in a very kiddish sorta way! but your wordplay seeems more fun.. .will try it next time i meet her! :D

10:24 AM  

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